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The Unauthorized Snack Stand

Illustrated Tiny Porch avatar holding a mug with a displeased expression beside a small animal food stand, while a raccoon vendor and rabbits react nearby, with grounded duct tape present. Illustration by ACFA Creative House.

I didn’t approve this business venture. The raccoon did not care.

Tiny Porch is trying to drink her coffee in peace when she discovers a full-blown snack stand being operated by a raccoon with zero permits and unlimited confidence. The rabbits are purchasing cheese like this is normal commerce. The duct tape is ready, because apparently I’m the only one who remembers laws exist.

This is not a farm. It’s a black market.