Yes, I hear you. No, I’m not changing anything. Tiny Porch is sitting on the porch with coffee nearby and duct tape on standby while two very confident mice file formal complaints at full volume. I’m listening the way a government agency listens: with calm detachment and zero intention of action. Take a number. It’s…
The raccoon is taking notes like this is going to end well. Tiny Porch is repairing a planter pot with duct tape and confidence—two resources that should never be used together. The raccoon has a clipboard and a worried expression, because it’s apparently in charge of documentation now. The chicken is standing behind us like…
I didn’t approve this business venture. The raccoon did not care. Tiny Porch is trying to drink her coffee in peace when she discovers a full-blown snack stand being operated by a raccoon with zero permits and unlimited confidence. The rabbits are purchasing cheese like this is normal commerce. The duct tape is ready, because…
