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Cracker Negotiations – This Is Going Poorly
I offered one snack. Now I’m being yelled at by a goose. Tiny Porch is attempting a peaceful snack exchange with coffee in hand and duct tape on standby—because nothing says “farm life” like being aggressively audited by a goose over a single cracker. The goat is watching like it’s already drafted the incident report….
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Rabbit Forensics Unit
The rabbits have opened a case. Against me. Personally. Tiny Porch is just trying to drink her coffee in peace when the local rabbit forensics unit shows up with magnifying glasses and measuring sticks like they’re about to subpoena the grass. Duct tape is nearby, because I’ve learned the hard way that wildlife investigations rarely…
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