The Day I Hired Myself
“I hired me to fix me problem.”
Somewhere between broken links and a drunk website builder, I became the employee, the boss… and the only one who could fix it.
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The Great Package Escape
“I’m saying the boxes are planning something.”
When the system shrugs and four packages vanish, it’s not a mistake—it’s a jailbreak, and I’m the one left investigating.
