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My Sister Calls It “Luxury.” I Call It a Duffel.
What happens when a Louis Vuitton meets a baggage carousel THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO THE NEVERFULL — A travel note on Gate C14 I didn’t kick a puppy; I just set my Louis Vuitton tote on the floor. The way the women looked at me, you’d think I’d drawn a pentagram on the carpet with a lipstick from…
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Why Cavemen Had a Better OS Than Modern Gadgets
How prehistoric common sense outperformed modern technology. Patch 1111th ver. 2000.1.0002 all copyrights completely corrupted, backup totally unnecessary. The first human operating system didn’t run on electricity. It ran on hunger, instinct, and a healthy fear of lightning and anything in between that wants to eat him too. Picture him: a broad-shouldered proto-technologist trudging home…
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Dragon at Gate C14
When a dragon decides to board a plane instead of flying solo, bureaucracy catches fire. (A Field Report from the Sky Serpent Desk) Picture this: I’m early again. Story of my life. Always early, always forgotten. My mind’s going berserk from boredom while I wait for my flight. You should read my essay about the day…
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The Buzzword Creature and the Porch Cryptid
And The Question That Triggered It. It all started with a word. Of course it always does. Everything went downhill from that point. I was having a perfectly mundane conversation and made the first mistake. I asked, “So, how do email nurture sequences work?” The tiniest question on earth just detonated into a full-scale linguistic…
