comic

If you see a hose in my kitchen, mind your business. Tiny Porch is handling an indoor water situation the only way she knows how: coffee first, duct tape ready, hose deployed. The chicken is standing by as a witness, because it’s learned the hard way that plausible deniability requires documentation.This is not a home….

This is what board meeting looks like at the farm. Chickens clacking nonstop while the goat is just a watcher. Tiny Porch is holding court with coffee, a clipboard, and duct tape. The chickens are panicking. The goat is trying to disappear. I’m unimpressed. This is leadership.